Recite the sacred words with your favorite knights
Greetings, old women, it is I, Arthur, your king! Follow me into this special quote-along screening of our quest to seek the Holy Grail, but only if ye be men of valor. For the entrance to this screening is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Fear not, ye’ will be equipped with themed props for the journey, including a mighty steed (coconuts) and a knightly weapon (inflatable sword) to take on all the animated monsters and Frenchmen on your path to glory.
Greetings, old women, it is I, Arthur, your king! Follow me into this screening, but only if ye be men of valor. For the entrance to this screening…