Christmas party at Massaros

🎄🍷 THE BIG CHRISTMAS BASH AT MASSAROS! 🍷🎄

📅 Saturday 12 December 🕕 6.00 pm 📍 Massaros, Kangaroo Ground Ladies... We have survived 2026. Frankly, that alone deserves alcohol and carbohydrates. 🥂💀 So for our Christmas celebration we're heading to Massaros at Kangaroo Ground for dinner, drinks, laughter and one of the most spectacular sunset views across Melbourne. And JUST LOOK AT THAT VIEW. 🌅 If Melbourne is going to put on that sort of performance for us, the least we can do is sit there with a wine and appreciate it. This is our Christmas party, so we're throwing the usual sensible behaviour gently out the window. Wear something comfortable. Wear something colourful. Wear something sparkly. Wear the Target pants with the elastic waist because Christmas dinner requires expansion capacity. We are a judgement-free zone. 🤣 There will be food. There will be wine. There will be women talking over one another. There will almost certainly be someone who announces:

> “I really shouldn't have another.”

...approximately thirty seconds before having another. 🍷👀 There may also come a point in the evening when someone looks thoughtfully across that magnificent sunset and announces:

> *“You know what? I'm actually quite happy being single.”*

While another woman at the table mutters:

> “After my last one, I'd rather have the tiramisu.” 💀💀💀

Both positions will be respected. New members are absolutely welcome. Don't worry if you don't know anyone. Turn up, find our table and within fifteen minutes somebody will have told you something wildly personal and you'll wonder how you've known her for only fifteen minutes. ❤️ So come and celebrate another year of friendships, adventures, lunches, dinners &, coffees. 🌅 Spectacular sunset. 🍽️ Dinner. 🥂 Drinks. 🤣 Great company. 🎄 Christmas cheer. And absolutely no requirement to cook, wash up or pretend to be delighted by another scented candle.

MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS, LADIES! 🎄🥂🤣❤️