T*TS

Welcome to the trading room of T.I.T.S, where women are the market. Where their identity is reduced to a bra size, and control is the ultimate commodity.Stockbrokers Nick and Peter thrive in a world built on ego, manipulation, and the illusion of dominance. But when newcomer Tom enters the trading floor, the rules of the game begin to shift—and it becomes difficult to tell the difference between ally and enemy.Brutal, provocative and darkly funny, T*TS crunches the numbers on modern sexism in the age of “wokeness,” exposing the hypocrisy, insecurity and desperation lurking beneath corporate masculinity.“We aren’t just selling tits... we’re selling dominance. We’re letting them be God in exchange for a tiny fee.”Originally developed and performed at Guildford School of Acting, T*TS returns reimagined for Camden Fringe 2026.