I’m a Philosopher! Why the Fuck am I Here?

What would happen if a reality gameshow were populated, not by the normal motley collection of D-List celebrities, but by a group of the world’s greatest thinkers? Will Jean-Jacques Rousseau really enjoy being in the state of nature? Can Ayn Rand thrive in a libertarian paradise? Is there anything that Peter Singer can eat? Will anybody speak to Jordan Peterson? Find out in this interactive, lip-sync, musical comedy, pastiche of reality TV. There are political disagreements, moral debates, music, dancing and lots of comedy - but the best thing is that you, the audience, decides what happens. Who stays? Who goes? Who plays? Who eats? You choose it all using live, interactive voting. THIS PLAY IS NEVER THE SAME TWICE!